America has a long and proud tradition of making delicious, disgustingly unhealthy food. Recall our triumph with the ‘Murica Burger (with a 100% bacon patty). Marvel at our innovation of making deep fried butter and Coke. Gaze in wonder at the cross between a croissant and a doughnut, the cronut. But make way for the newest contender for... Read More
Let's face it, we all have our lazy moments. No matter how hard you try, sometimes you just don't feel like doing anything. That's especially true when you know the task is going to be hard to overcome. Even Rocky Balboa, when training to fight Drago in Russia, chose to listen to "No Easy Way Out," a song that's essentially about whining... Read More
On Thursday, Nelson Mandela passed away at the age of ninety-five. Mandela was known throughout the world for his peace-making efforts, and for being South Africa’s first black president. But his triumphs were not without their cost; Mandela spent thirty years in prison for his efforts to fight apartheid and racism in his country. But... Read More
There are hapless criminals, and then there are really hapless criminals. The former includes the Arkansas man who was planning to murder his coworker, only to accidentally call him. When the intended victim picked up, he listened as the man detailed to an associate how he was going to murder him. Being foiled by a butt dial is hapless.... Read More