Let's say, many years ago, your ancestor attempted the foolish endeavor of making a shark his pet. The shark, being a shark, bit your ancestor instead, completely severing his leg. Your ancestor didn't enjoy fish much after that. Could this incident, which had nothing to do with you, be responsible for your unexplainable fear of water?... Read More
The wearable technology trend is officially out of hand. It has got to stop. Unfortunately, it probably won't for many years. For some reason tech companies got the idea that people wanted to wear their computers or wear some sort of device, instead of carrying them like normal humans. Now that they believe this, they're not going to stop.... Read More
America has a long and proud tradition of making delicious, disgustingly unhealthy food. Recall our triumph with the ‘Murica Burger (with a 100% bacon patty). Marvel at our innovation of making deep fried butter and Coke. Gaze in wonder at the cross between a croissant and a doughnut, the cronut. But make way for the newest contender for... Read More
Let's face it, we all have our lazy moments. No matter how hard you try, sometimes you just don't feel like doing anything. That's especially true when you know the task is going to be hard to overcome. Even Rocky Balboa, when training to fight Drago in Russia, chose to listen to "No Easy Way Out," a song that's essentially about whining... Read More